Word count 607 Let’s just see how intelligent the design is. If you want to verify these claims or investigate further, just search on “bipedal disadvantages”. The mother penalty is huge. Compared to apes, human birth is much more involved and fraught with danger to … Continue reading Intelligent Design?
Word count 1338 The Marital Dialogues Act 1 Duke puts towel over face with just tightey whiteys on “How old am I now?” Sally “About 45.” Duke “But I’ve got a body of a twenty year old.” Sally “I know, you keep it in the … Continue reading Marital Dialogues in Two Acts
Word count 2209 1 Horace Cram cleared 5’ – barely. His moustache was visible – barely. Legs – hairless. Charisma – none. Intelligence – fairly high about unimportant things. All this in a pear shaped package. His bifocals make him look like an … Continue reading Better Living Through Electronics
Word count 2616 Tape from October 1, 2014 Just fell over the threshold. Retch. Now I vomited. Should I / could I stay here forever? What means forever? To be or not to be? Hours later I keep wondering how dumb and useless I … Continue reading Tapes
Word count 1842 Joey Kellog was born twenty five years ago in Fresno. His father Gary was and still is a real estate salesman. He had been a three sport letterman in high school and was drafted by the Chicago Cubs upon graduation. He got … Continue reading Leg
Word Count 1014 You probably read about it or saw it on television, but let me refresh your memory. I know quite a bit about it because I reported on the incident for Associated Press. The continuing mystery knocked the twentieth anniversary of Kennedy Jr’s … Continue reading Elevator
Word count 1008 I don’t drive. Everywhere I need to go I can walk, bus or taxi. I take a bus to my job at Hadleys Department Store in the Consumer Help Department. You should know that I am a highly valued employee based on … Continue reading Bike Killer
Word Count 961 “I’ll introduce myself first. I’m George Simmons, the attorney for the late Duke Hanley. We are gathered to go over the last will and testament of Mr. Hanley. You probably know that Mr. Hanley committed suicide last week at age fifty-three. Before … Continue reading Testament