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The periodic meeting of the Night Demons went as usual.  Lots of complains about their earthly clients.  Not much was new:

“Said he really missed sex, but when I tried everything I knew – rubbing, pulling, licking, sucking – he couldn’t get it up.  No wonder he couldn’t get any.”

“Said she liked them big – I had to increase circumference and length four times before I could get any traction in her vagina.  There is no way a mere human could have ever satisfied her.”

“My god, he smelled bad.  It was tough getting close to him and after ordinary sex; he wanted me to go down on him.  I nearly vomited.”

The complaints went on for an hour while the participants checked each other out.  An impatient demon finally said “Enough talk, find partners and have some fun.”

Julie picked Samson, who at first was modestly endowed.  Julie suggested “I can tighten my portal if you want.”

Samson responded “I like to think of myself as polite.  Don’t worry, is this good?”  He increased his organ size by a factor of two.”

Julie said “That’s fine.  Mind if I hop on top?”  His smile was all the answer she needed.  They started quickly and continued for an hour.

Tall Thin Jim sidled up to a short corpulent demon and asked “Is it true that opposites attract?”

His target’s nonverbal answer was a massage of Jim’s erotic areas.   Jim responded in kind by massaging the areas connected by her lower two erotic orifices while using his lips on her nipples.  Unlike the first couple they didn’t get to intercourse before achieving shattering orgasms.

The couple in the corner of the room just used mouths and hands to enter paradise.

Ed turned to Tom and asked him “Hey do you mind some male on male?”

Tom was “up” for anything and soon they were rolling around the floor while poking about their orifices with digits and dicks.

Carrie was a bit shy by night demon standards.  She slowly approached Tim and whispered in his ear.  He smiled and they disappeared into an adjacent room for the rest of the evening.  No one knew what they did there, but they finally emerged smiling.

Jenny saw Alice standing alone and asked her if she ever had Lesbian assignments with the humans.  Alice said “Not enough.  It’s almost all hetero, not that I mind, but I’d like something different.”  With few words spoken, the couple coupled going into a vigorous session of sixty-nine.

The remaining group of Night Demons didn’t have partners.  An anonymous Demon who didn’t want to miss out on the fun yelled out “Sex and grope pile.”

The remaining Demons thought it was a great idea and formed an amorphous pile of Demons rolling around on the floor getting away with whatever was available with whoever was available.

An hour later Julie said “Once a year isn’t enough.  Humans are OK, but we deserve more fun with our own supersexual beings.”

Everyone cheered the idea, and the consensus was that they would have Demon meetings once a month instead of once a year.  The Demons job satisfaction doubled.  

                                                                                    The End

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