Word count 81 (excluding title)


I tried to get a date with the girl at the grocery store.  Because I was a little nervous and wasn’t ready, I asked where the bananas and apples were.  She said “aisle 26”.  Ashamed of my cowardice, I got a cart and picked up some bananas and apples.

I got up my courage to ask her out, so when I saw that no one else was in line, I boldly asked “Now, how about a date.”

She said “Aisle 15”.

Entry 751 in the book to be “81 Words” trying for the Guinness record for most entries in an anthology. Book will be finished when it reaches 1000 entries. This may be submitted elsewhere.

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