Tag: Short Humour

Stylesheet For Today

 Word count 324                                                  Community – Add after any group Read this before writing Wrong – Brown haired Wrong - Scientists Right – Brown haired community Right – Scientific community Commas – separate items in a list, but not clauses Clauses – There are none … Continue reading Stylesheet For Today

Easy

Watch out! Word count 303                                               I wonder about figures of speech.  Let’s dissect similes (unless they are metaphors – I’m a mathematician, not an English major, and I’m not even a good mathematician).  Ok, to be honest, some of these are just phrases.  We … Continue reading Easy

Cat

Super cat bigger than a bus, louder than a firee engine 367 Words                                                     Duke and Sally had two children.  The older, Leela was a good girl, but Brad was a very bad boy.  Brad would swear at his parents and kick them in the … Continue reading Cat

Crunch

Yum  Word count 490                                            I don’t care what my friends say about Jean being way out of my class.  Sure, I may be a looks 4 and she is a 9, but if I round up, I’m a 5.  And yes, she got her Ph.D. … Continue reading Crunch

Brave Newt World

 Word count 799                                          I hope that this is a drawing a giant Chinese salamander that a salamander from outer space would like. When an Antarctic scientist uncovered an alien space ship while digging for a latrine, he sent for the best crypto-biologists, archaeologists and astronomers … Continue reading Brave Newt World

Barberian

 Word count 552                               Best pixabay would do for free      At 8pm on a Thursday night Duke received a call from Sally, his regular barber of five years. “Duke, this is Sally from ‘Hair Apparent’ where you get your hair cut.  I got your number … Continue reading Barberian