They don't look anything like this, but free images were limited Word count 537 Generic Network Announcer: Instead of the announced presidential debate tonight, the candidates have a surprise announcement. Candidate Ego: I’m dropping out of the race. I’ve got better things to do, and … Continue reading We Quit
Tag: Humour
Read My Shorts
Not the best models (at least for me) Word count 1676 Mortality I have the body of a twenty year old. I keep it in the refrigerator for midnight snacks. I was worried when I was told that I was in room 205 … Continue reading Read My Shorts
Intimate
Premium model Word count 599 Good afternoon. This is Jason Atkins on Robots Today, February 10, 2043, interviewing Duke Hanley of Robolife on business channel WXYZ. Tell us a little bit about Robolife of Hermiston, Oregon. The business was originally a maker of drones … Continue reading Intimate
Prime
Word count 9170 Approximately 1/12 life size Interviewer: Welcome to the most significant television show ever. I know that it sounds like hyperbole, but this is the first ever interview with our closest relative, sometimes know as a Yeti or abominable snowman. Because of … Continue reading Prime
Gate
Fancy entry Word Count 1,000 “Now that you’ve been in Ambrosia for a week Sally, what do you think of the place?” “It definitely exceeds my expectations, Duke, but I still have a few questions.” “Shoot.” “I don’t know if I was imagining it, … Continue reading Gate
Testament
As far as you know, it is a testament Word Count 961 “I’ll introduce myself first. I’m George Simmons, the attorney for the late Duke Hanley. We are gathered to go over the last will and testament of Mr. Hanley. You probably know that Mr. … Continue reading Testament
Doug Hawley 