At least that is the intent Strictly Short Humour – Not duplicated elsewhere -Correction, some are duplicated Word count 12840 Hiking Etiquette, Glossary And Wisdom Affirmation – Are we here yet? The answer is always yes. Are we there yet? – If said subject … Continue reading Strictly Short Humour
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Bigger than a bread box, older than the end of WWII.
Interview
It might be Hazel Court Word count 3078 Interviewer – Here’s what you’ve been waiting for – the interview with God. Because we are mostly broadcast to English speaking areas, we’d like to concentrate on Western concerns. Welcome to WXYZ television, God. First question, what … Continue reading Interview
Inpler
Grammer doesn't like texting Word Count 573 Language report 2019 -2119 During the last hundred yrs great progress has bin made in American Language. This essay will kover the trends and landmarks of that period. The drivers of the changes were 2 movements. 1 went … Continue reading Inpler
Space Force vs. Space Squids
I had a hard time picking a space squid. This is OK, but could be done better if I wanted to commission a $1000 picture. Word count 613 “Mr. President, we have our first action taken by Space Force.” “Jenkins, I told you to call … Continue reading Space Force vs. Space Squids
Brave Newt World
Word count 799 I hope that this is a drawing a giant Chinese salamander that a salamander from outer space would like. When an Antarctic scientist uncovered an alien space ship while digging for a latrine, he sent for the best crypto-biologists, archaeologists and astronomers … Continue reading Brave Newt World
Barberian
Word count 552 Best pixabay would do for free At 8pm on a Thursday night Duke received a call from Sally, his regular barber of five years. “Duke, this is Sally from ‘Hair Apparent’ where you get your hair cut. I got your number … Continue reading Barberian
Licorice
Not many good choices for Licorice, but at least this is tasty Word count 2989 I had been working in the University of the Filipinas anthropology department for several years, when I got the break of my career. I was awarded a decent sized grant … Continue reading Licorice
Lessons
Questions will be asked and there will be a pop quiz, but only for pops. Word count 762 I’ve seen a lot of stories in places about how to succeed through personal growth. I’ll be polite and not offer a critique thereof. Because one learns … Continue reading Lessons
Universal Journey
Haunted by the image of them together Word count 1124 As a young boy, I was moved from the bedroom that I inhabited with my older sister to the room in the attic that my father had finished. I continually imagined monsters coming up the … Continue reading Universal Journey
I Dream Of Satan
Dream piranhas coming to devour me Word count 1020 As a young boy, I was moved from the bedroom that I inhabited with my older sister to the room in the attic that my father had finished. I continually imagined monsters coming up the stairs … Continue reading I Dream Of Satan
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