The other tentacles are behind its back Word Count 1005 “Mr. President, we have our first action taken by Space Force.” “Jenkins, I told you to call me ‘Your Excellency, Emperor For Life’. I knew that the 200 billion dollars start up cost for … Continue reading Space Force And Corona
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A Cat Who
Too many white people in these illustrations, time for a change Word count 1431 Long version - A Cat Who Plots The Overthrow Of Capitalism While I Drink Black Butte Porter And Eat A Carl’s Famous Star. The title is half the story. The rest … Continue reading A Cat Who
Transformer
Not me, the transformer Word count 750 Duke Hanley - High school was OK. I was average in most classes, but did very well in math. There was something about the purity that appealed to me. My social life was OK, parties and dating, the … Continue reading Transformer
Mortuary
Cause of death? Word Count 642 Coroners Neil and Judy perform an autopsy on a recent death. Neil: It looks like another victim of Euphoria. Judy: Yeah, the husband said she had eyes shut, arched back, and had apparently just died when he found … Continue reading Mortuary
Found And Lost
It's a mystery Word count 100 I’d seen her at the bar at least twenty times before. This time I told her “There are better drinks at my place. Please join me.” She followed me to my apartment. After a round, she walked into … Continue reading Found And Lost
Funerunreal
What is real? Word count 480 Last week I was at Duke Hanley’s funeral. It was an open casket affair as his wife had requested. I wandered around seemingly at random and eavesdropped on mourners’ comments. A few people looked at me like they wondered … Continue reading Funerunreal
Stewardship In Tryon Park
Ain't nature grand Word count 1,000 Our leader got away with repeating parts of a previous presentation, so I’m trying the same thing. Stewardship Goal – Move towards a more natural state (encouraging native plants and removing invasive species) while improving access (improving trails). This … Continue reading Stewardship In Tryon Park
Sam Kandej Interviews Doug Hawley
Word Count 3460 Doug Hawley Doug, as far as I know, you are a retired teacher. Was teaching your dream job? Do you remember your first day at school as a teacher? Yes to former teacher, but that was only for four years. No to … Continue reading Sam Kandej Interviews Doug Hawley
Date
It's a date! Word count 81 (excluding title) I tried to get a date with the girl at the grocery store. Because I was a little nervous and wasn't ready, I asked where the bananas and apples were. She said "aisle 26". Ashamed of … Continue reading Date
Beauty
The eyes have it Word count 650 From the lifestyle section of the Portland Oregonian The advertising blitz for Beauty started eight years ago. It was claimed to be an amazing product available in both aerosol and lotion form that made anyone … Continue reading Beauty
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