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Bigger than a bread box, older than the end of WWII.

Paperback Writer

Cocktail  Word count 578 Back at Jason’s apartment, Debra asked “I hope that you remember that it’s our one year anniversary of dating.  Do you have anything special in mind?” “I’m not proposing marriage if that’s what you think, even though we make a great … Continue reading Paperback Writer

Easy

Watch out! Word count 303                                               I wonder about figures of speech.  Let’s dissect similes (unless they are metaphors – I’m a mathematician, not an English major, and I’m not even a good mathematician).  Ok, to be honest, some of these are just phrases.  We … Continue reading Easy

Trash / Lust Poem (warning prurient, juvenile and very bad)

 Word count 107             Dancing Tangle                                       With you I want a romance Since we were thirteen, I wanted into your pants We’ve got something, I don’t know what OMG what a butt! Your nurses’ exams I would proctor If only we could play doctor When … Continue reading Trash / Lust Poem (warning prurient, juvenile and very bad)

Dangerous Dan

Some guy that used to be known   Word count 107                                          Dan is a famous television personality.  He tells everyone via Twitter, television and sky writing that he is a rich and brilliant man.  His public statements have attracted a following of those who hate the … Continue reading Dangerous Dan

Cat

Super cat bigger than a bus, louder than a firee engine 367 Words                                                     Duke and Sally had two children.  The older, Leela was a good girl, but Brad was a very bad boy.  Brad would swear at his parents and kick them in the … Continue reading Cat