Some guy that used to be known Word count 107 Dan is a famous television personality. He tells everyone via Twitter, television and sky writing that he is a rich and brilliant man. His public statements have attracted a following of those who hate the … Continue reading Dangerous Dan
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Cat
Super cat bigger than a bus, louder than a firee engine 367 Words Duke and Sally had two children. The older, Leela was a good girl, but Brad was a very bad boy. Brad would swear at his parents and kick them in the … Continue reading Cat
Adair
You meet the nicest corpses here Word count 789 A very pale couple of corpses Patrick and Roisin stumbled into the Adair graveyard during the night of 31 October. Liam and Ciara intercepted them and said “We are your greeters here to tell you about … Continue reading Adair
AKA Kerry
Where the fun began Word count 2,111 The True Story Behind The Book And Movie You might think that you know me from the movie and book about me by the man I call BFA, for big famous author. Sometimes the “F” stands … Continue reading AKA Kerry
Son Of Simon
They are all good boys and girls Word count 412 “Chief, we got the guy that had the whole city on edge, people afraid to leave home.” “You mean the Restaurant Terrorist? Great work Sally.” “Yes, the one who left batteries on restaurant tables all … Continue reading Son Of Simon
Amnesia
What happened the last six hours? Word count 934 I’ve had clinical amnesia, but it was relatively insignificant. Some other cases have been earth shaking. Let’s start with a lesson ignored or forgotten to the present day. The Smoot-Hawley Act of 1930 started a trade … Continue reading Amnesia
Together Again
In happier times Word Count 946 The volatility of Duke and Sally was easy to understand. Duke was a high functioning alcoholic. How high functioning? He was on the verge of introducing Adventure, the first social media to take on both Facebook and Twitter. He … Continue reading Together Again
Space Force And Corona
The other tentacles are behind its back Word Count 1005 “Mr. President, we have our first action taken by Space Force.” “Jenkins, I told you to call me ‘Your Excellency, Emperor For Life’. I knew that the 200 billion dollars start up cost for … Continue reading Space Force And Corona
A Cat Who
Too many white people in these illustrations, time for a change Word count 1431 Long version - A Cat Who Plots The Overthrow Of Capitalism While I Drink Black Butte Porter And Eat A Carl’s Famous Star. The title is half the story. The rest … Continue reading A Cat Who
Transformer
Not me, the transformer Word count 750 Duke Hanley - High school was OK. I was average in most classes, but did very well in math. There was something about the purity that appealed to me. My social life was OK, parties and dating, the … Continue reading Transformer
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