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IT’S ALL OVER NOW

I was watching some sitcom when the program was interrupted by “Asteroid to collide with earth next week.” I hadn’t been to church in twenty years, but I decided to go. On the way, I observed looting and fights. At the church, older members were playing Bingo. The pastor told me the orgy was in the basement. I went to check it out, but I could see why I never tried to pick up a woman in church. Back home, I got out my pistol for protection from break-ins. Two weeks later, the scientist who made the mistake was lynched.

The end of the world, what are you going to do?