Word count 100

He had been following her for over an hour. She had seen him before and was concerned.  Bulging belly, dirty holey sweatshirt, grungy jeans at half mast.   Just his luck, she walked into an alley.  When he followed her, she reached into her bag.  When he became conscious, he turned his head and picked up a baseball by his head.  It read,”Stalking a star pitcher is a really bad idea.  Don’t do it again.”  The next thing he noticed was that his pants were around his ankles and his drawers were down to his knees.  The police showed up then.

Appears in “A Story In 100 Words”. 50 word stories didn’t want it, so I made it longer. I like the (I hope) surprise revenge.