Word count 100

Lucille you can Keep A Knockin’ but you can’t come in.  You’ve been Slippin’ And Slidin’ with Miss Ann By The Light Of The Silvery Moon and that ain’t right.  Now I’m Ready Teddy to Rip It Up with Long Tall Sally because She’s Got It.  If she isn’t ready to be my True Fine Mama, maybe Cherry Red will Send Me Some Lovin’.  I will look All Around The World to find the Girl That Can’t Help It giving me the Heeby Jeebies.  Lawdy Miss Clawdy, can’t find the girl for me.  I’m Going Home Tomorrow to Kansas City. 

The second in a series in A Story In 100 Words after “Rolled And Stones”. There may be more.