Word count 100

I asked my telepathic cat Fireball, the cat formerly known as Kitzhaber, “Do cats have a theology?”

 “Some, but not all cats, believe that we were created by a divine lion-like creature, which then made the other animals to entertain us.  We expect that on the day we expire we will be transported to a cat heaven where are nothing but cats, rodents and worshiping humans.  The rodents will give us sport but always get caught and eaten.  The humans will pet and play with us until we tire of them, then they will disappear until we need them again.

Appears in A Story In 100 Words. It is a revised version of the longer “Cat’s Religion”.