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With you I want a romance

Since we were thirteen, I wanted into your pants

We’ve got something, I don’t know what

OMG what a butt!

Your nurses’ exams I would proctor

If only we could play doctor

When you stare at my crotch

I think that we should take it up a notch

I like bacon, I like ham

How about I check your clam

Please don’t blocko

I’d like to taste your taco

Do you know what I meant?

When I said you make me pitch a tent.

Roses are red, violets are blue

If you go down on me

I’ll go down on you

Appears in Raven Cage. After proving that I could write badly in Trash Heap Zine, I decided to try really bad poetry.