The battle wasn't that violent, but I like her enthusiam Word count 453 Klusterman the Supreme One asked his general Stooch “How goes the war.” The general was dirty and sweating in the near freezing room. “After we invaded Westerly for insulting your … Continue reading Morania Attacks
Tag: Short Humour
Staff Meeting
Word count 452 “We’ve got s lot to cover today, and a lot of it is seriously troubling. Joe, tell us about the two attempted escapes.” “Pat went over the fence in the exercise yard. I don’t understand how somebody that big could climb it. … Continue reading Staff Meeting
True Or False
Word count 3185 Which of these are true and which are false Mortality I have the body of a twenty year old – I keep it in the refrigerator for midnight snacks. I was worried when I was told that I … Continue reading True Or False
Not Roadrunner
Different place, pheasant not caught while wer were watching, and no snow, otherwise accurate Word count 100 A few years ago editor and I visited Malheur Refuge in remote Southeast Oregon. This was before the infamous “occupation” by a fringe group. We got a visual … Continue reading Not Roadrunner
Rejection and Redemption
Word count 317 Dear Jane Simmons. Thank you for your wonderful submission. We loved the pace, the imagery, and the characters. This could be turned into a blockbuster book and movies series. I swooned for the dashing Jorga. So handsome, so romantic. He could be … Continue reading Rejection and Redemption
Just Looking
A beautiful Italian Word Count 100 Just Looking Carl pulled over beside a car in the parking lot and said “Wow. Look at that Maserati”. Duke replied “I thought that you were a one car guy. Aren’t you crazy about Josie?” “Sure, but a … Continue reading Just Looking
Read My Shorts
Not the best models (at least for me) Word count 1676 Mortality I have the body of a twenty year old. I keep it in the refrigerator for midnight snacks. I was worried when I was told that I was in room 205 … Continue reading Read My Shorts
First
Before the meeting. Imagine super peeps. Word Count 700 “Welcome everyone to the first super meeting roundtable. Why don’t we go around the table and introduce ourselves by telling what your super power is? No need for names, since we all have placards. Good, I … Continue reading First
Guess My Age
Not me Word count 88 The live in editor and I play a game “Guess My Age”. At first I hold a towel over my face and ask “How old am I”. Editor “50”. I take the towel away. “80”. “That’s not fair, you … Continue reading Guess My Age
Teeth
Take care of your teeth and they will take care of you Word count 414 Duke and Sally went to the Lake Oswego carnival on Duke’s twenty-fifth birthday. He and Sally had been married seven years at that time and still acted like newlyweds. After … Continue reading Teeth
Doug Hawley 