Worse than it looks Word Count 1543 One day in March, I felt an excruciating abdominal pain, so painful that I fell to the floor. Because my wife Sally was out shopping and I was immobilized, there was nothing I could do. Within five … Continue reading Half
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Do Nothing
Where the sausage is made Word count 1495 The meeting did not start well. Neither House Majority Leader James Henson, Republican Nevada, nor Senate majority leader Jane Fulwell, Democrat Massachusetts had any reason to be happy. Tall and fat Henson knew going in that … Continue reading Do Nothing
Dark
Causes and solves your problems - Let's go get stoned Word count 2873 Jackie Helms was doing her periodic review of the employee groups’ health data for her employer Healthion Insurance, when one set of numbers jumped out at her. The claims rate for … Continue reading Dark
Wildest
Some gratuitous "girl on girl" filmed at studio after hike Word count 778 Interviewer: Good evening America, welcome to Celebrity Chat, this is Jason Atkins interviewing Terri Tight, pornstar, on her book Wildest - Sex and More Sex on The PCT. Jason: How are you … Continue reading Wildest
*lr*d
Started between present day Tel Aviv and Damascus Word count 2028 The following scroll was found buried in the Tel Egot on the present day border of Israel and Syria December 15, 2018. Because of the dangerous border little archaeology had been … Continue reading *lr*d
Mild
Nebraska the home of "Wild" Word count 1105 Good things and bad things before and after the trail / trial In 1995 I had a vision or daydream or a hallucination, I’m not sure which. My whatever-it-was was that in 18 years a woman … Continue reading Mild
Intelligent Design?
My idea of intelligent design Word count 607 Let’s just see how intelligent the design is. If you want to verify these claims or investigate further, just search on “bipedal disadvantages”. The mother penalty is huge. Compared to apes, human birth is much more involved … Continue reading Intelligent Design?
Marital Dialogues in Two Acts
A vague resemblance Word count 1338 The Marital Dialogues Act 1 Duke puts towel over face with just tightey whiteys on “How old am I now?” Sally “About 45.” Duke “But I’ve got a body of a twenty year old.” Sally “I know, you keep … Continue reading Marital Dialogues in Two Acts
Better Living Through Electronics
First dream Word count 2209 1 Horace Cram cleared 5’ – barely. His moustache was visible – barely. Legs – hairless. Charisma – none. Intelligence – fairly high about unimportant things. All this in a pear shaped package. His bifocals make him look … Continue reading Better Living Through Electronics
Tapes
Condition of man and tape Word count 2616 Tape from October 1, 2014 Just fell over the threshold. Retch. Now I vomited. Should I / could I stay here forever? What means forever? To be or not to be? Hours later I keep wondering … Continue reading Tapes
Doug Hawley 