Major Tom in Space Oddity Word Count 668 Space Opera Logdate LSMFT This is Captain James T. Pickard of the Starboat Entropy. I’m teaching starboat operations and culture to Ensign and captain in training Horace Green. Green: I have so many questions. I don’t understand … Continue reading Space Opera
Tag: Humor
Son Of Simon
They are all good boys and girls Word count 412 “Chief, we got the guy that had the whole city on edge, people afraid to leave home.” “You mean the Restaurant Terrorist? Great work Sally.” “Yes, the one who left batteries on restaurant tables all … Continue reading Son Of Simon
A Cat Who
Too many white people in these illustrations, time for a change Word count 1431 Long version - A Cat Who Plots The Overthrow Of Capitalism While I Drink Black Butte Porter And Eat A Carl’s Famous Star. The title is half the story. The rest … Continue reading A Cat Who
Crunch
Yum Word count 490 I don’t care what my friends say about Jean being way out of my class. Sure, I may be a looks 4 and she is a 9, but if I round up, I’m a 5. And yes, she got her Ph.D. … Continue reading Crunch
Strictly Short Humour
At least that is the intent Strictly Short Humour – Not duplicated elsewhere -Correction, some are duplicated Word count 12840 Hiking Etiquette, Glossary And Wisdom Affirmation – Are we here yet? The answer is always yes. Are we there yet? – If said subject … Continue reading Strictly Short Humour
Barberian
Word count 552 Best pixabay would do for free At 8pm on a Thursday night Duke received a call from Sally, his regular barber of five years. “Duke, this is Sally from ‘Hair Apparent’ where you get your hair cut. I got your number … Continue reading Barberian
Pass
Yes, like that Word Count 291 I really enjoyed the story “Rocket To Oblivion” by Isaac Heinlein Clarke in the online Space Time Stories. His depiction of relations between Neptunians and Earthers was the most sensitive and tasteful that I had ever read about contact … Continue reading Pass
Short
But built Word count 1394 Duke and Gary, actuaries for a large Portland insurance company, were having lunch together. As usual they were complaining about their treatment as short guys. Duke started off with “You know we are usually ignored and stats prove that … Continue reading Short
Old
Rebecca's cabin Word count 5500 The Perfect Couple Everyone thought that Janet and Mike Wilkie were the perfect couple, and with good reason. Both of them were as close to physically perfect as imaginable. Janet was a tall Filipina – Irish mix and Mike … Continue reading Old
Dark
Causes and solves your problems - Let's go get stoned Word count 2873 Jackie Helms was doing her periodic review of the employee groups’ health data for her employer Healthion Insurance, when one set of numbers jumped out at her. The claims rate for … Continue reading Dark
Doug Hawley 