Also not me Word count 1380 Let’s talk American politics. Party D: Everything is the fault of rich people. We’ll take away their money to buy your votes. Party R: Don’t be poor. After you get your first million, we’ll talk. The “I” (Bernie) senator … Continue reading Curmudgeon 2
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Woke Up
This is the same picture used by Spillwords Word count 810 Warning or invitation? The published version was written to avoid offending anyone. This version is a little longer and indulges in more sex. During the meditation segment an hour into our three hour intimacy … Continue reading Woke Up
Prime
Word count 9170 Approximately 1/12 life size Interviewer: Welcome to the most significant television show ever. I know that it sounds like hyperbole, but this is the first ever interview with our closest relative, sometimes know as a Yeti or abominable snowman. Because of … Continue reading Prime
Freedom
Like this, but a group gamboling Word Count 297 Last week I was returning from a normal work party removing ivy (ivy seemed like a good idea at the time) in my local Portland area Tryon State Park when I saw a herd of … Continue reading Freedom
Reprieve
Don't worry about the knive, he's about to fall over dead Word count 4000 It started in January of 1990, but the exact date is unknown. George Bush was the US president. The Soviet Union was disintegrating and its satellite states were going their own … Continue reading Reprieve
Doug Hawley 