Word count 1192 Special Report To Stumptown Magazine by Elmer Jakes February 10, 20xx I was at her bedside when Ginger Smith uttered her last words. “Why did Ted do this? I thought that we loved each other.” Ginger didn’t know that Ted Hamer … Continue reading Valentine’s Day Massacre
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Mortuary
Cause of death? Word Count 642 Coroners Neil and Judy perform an autopsy on a recent death. Neil: It looks like another victim of Euphoria. Judy: Yeah, the husband said she had eyes shut, arched back, and had apparently just died when he found … Continue reading Mortuary
Professor Haines On Strayed’s Wild
Blah, blah, blah Word count 2885 Prof. Haines - As announced previously, today’s lecture covers “How to get an interview or endorsement from Oprah”. As you know an appearance with Oprah, or her endorsement can mean millions of book sales. First is … Continue reading Professor Haines On Strayed’s Wild
A Life Examined
The end Word count 1083 Found in a Recorder of the Deceased Well that felt like the big one. At least the first jolt. OK, I had been warned. The docs said I should stop with the alky and pills, but I thought that I … Continue reading A Life Examined
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