And it's climbing it's way to heaven (Boron Blimp) Word count 1335 One lazy Saturday afternoon, our fat orange cat Kitzhaber climbed into my lap while I was relaxing in my Lazy Boy. The cat is named after our governor because the cat wouldn’t … Continue reading Cats’ Religion
Tag: Down In The Dirt
Marriage
Word Count 1127 Eric was complaining to Jeff at the next cubicle again. “Look, my wife Jane is such a pain in the butt. She rags on me if I leave a light on when I leave the room. I follow too closely when I … Continue reading Marriage
Professor Haines On Strayed’s Wild
Blah, blah, blah Word count 2885 Prof. Haines - As announced previously, today’s lecture covers “How to get an interview or endorsement from Oprah”. As you know an appearance with Oprah, or her endorsement can mean millions of book sales. First is … Continue reading Professor Haines On Strayed’s Wild
War
War - what is it good for? Word count 1154 President Jenkins - Ladies and gentlemen, we have bad news. The government of the caliphate of Isis has just executed five Christians in what used to be Northern Iraq. Name me possible responses. Chief … Continue reading War
Deal
Maureen? Word count 1616 On Duke’s birthday, Sally bought him cooking lessons. Duke had no interest in cooking, but thought he would go along with it, because they might need some changes. They had been married a long time and had fallen into … Continue reading Deal
Soul
Soul leaving body? Word count 1886 All of the following news articles appeared in the Daily Northwest News. February 10, 2043 Copenhagen, Denmark. Using new detection equipment built by Nobel Prize winner in physics Magnus Albreck, Frank Smelling and the staff at the National … Continue reading Soul
Intelligent Design?
My idea of intelligent design Word count 607 Let’s just see how intelligent the design is. If you want to verify these claims or investigate further, just search on “bipedal disadvantages”. The mother penalty is huge. Compared to apes, human birth is much more involved … Continue reading Intelligent Design?
Leg
A little thin perhaps Word count 1842 Joey Kellog was born twenty five years ago in Fresno. His father Gary was and still is a real estate salesman. He had been a three sport letterman in high school and was drafted by the Chicago Cubs … Continue reading Leg
Testament
As far as you know, it is a testament Word Count 961 “I’ll introduce myself first. I’m George Simmons, the attorney for the late Duke Hanley. We are gathered to go over the last will and testament of Mr. Hanley. You probably know that Mr. … Continue reading Testament
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