Soul leaving body? Word count 1886 All of the following news articles appeared in the Daily Northwest News. February 10, 2043 Copenhagen, Denmark. Using new detection equipment built by Nobel Prize winner in physics Magnus Albreck, Frank Smelling and the staff at the National … Continue reading Soul
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Intelligent Design?
My idea of intelligent design Word count 607 Let’s just see how intelligent the design is. If you want to verify these claims or investigate further, just search on “bipedal disadvantages”. The mother penalty is huge. Compared to apes, human birth is much more involved … Continue reading Intelligent Design?
Marital Dialogues in Two Acts
A vague resemblance Word count 1338 The Marital Dialogues Act 1 Duke puts towel over face with just tightey whiteys on “How old am I now?” Sally “About 45.” Duke “But I’ve got a body of a twenty year old.” Sally “I know, you keep … Continue reading Marital Dialogues in Two Acts
Better Living Through Electronics
First dream Word count 2209 1 Horace Cram cleared 5’ – barely. His moustache was visible – barely. Legs – hairless. Charisma – none. Intelligence – fairly high about unimportant things. All this in a pear shaped package. His bifocals make him look … Continue reading Better Living Through Electronics
Tapes
Condition of man and tape Word count 2616 Tape from October 1, 2014 Just fell over the threshold. Retch. Now I vomited. Should I / could I stay here forever? What means forever? To be or not to be? Hours later I keep wondering … Continue reading Tapes
Leg
A little thin perhaps Word count 1842 Joey Kellog was born twenty five years ago in Fresno. His father Gary was and still is a real estate salesman. He had been a three sport letterman in high school and was drafted by the Chicago Cubs … Continue reading Leg
Elevator
One of many used Word Count 1014 You probably read about it or saw it on television, but let me refresh your memory. I know quite a bit about it because I reported on the incident for Associated Press. The continuing mystery knocked the twentieth … Continue reading Elevator
Bike Killer
Rider thrown ten feet Word count 1008 I don’t drive. Everywhere I need to go I can walk, bus or taxi. I take a bus to my job at Hadleys Department Store in the Consumer Help Department. You should know that I am a highly … Continue reading Bike Killer
Testament
As far as you know, it is a testament Word Count 961 “I’ll introduce myself first. I’m George Simmons, the attorney for the late Duke Hanley. We are gathered to go over the last will and testament of Mr. Hanley. You probably know that Mr. … Continue reading Testament